Weezer – SNL

Weezer – SNL


>>>I MEAN, WE CAN LAUGH AT IT
NOW.>>THAT’S OUR FAVORITE STORY.
>>SO GOOD.>>CAN I GET ANYONE A DRINK?
>>REAL QUICK, HEY, JUST SO YOU KNOW, I JUST GOT TO SAY THANK
YOU SO MUCH FOR INVITING US. I KNOW WE JUST MOVED INTO THE
NEIGHBORHOOD BUT IT’S NICE TO HAVE COMPANY AROUND THE
HOLIDAYS.>>YES, YOU ALL HAVE BEEN SO
WELCOMING.>>DON’T MENTION IT.
THAT’S WHAT NEIGHBORS ARE FOR.>>YOU’RE WELCOME HERE ANY TIME.
>>THANK YOU SO MUCH.>>CLEARS TO OUR NEW NEIGHBORS.
>>CHEERS!>>CHEERS!
>>NOW WE’RE TALKING. WHO PUT THIS ON?
>>THIS SONG SOUNDS FAMILIAR. WHO IS THIS AGAIN?
>>I DON’T NEGOTIATION IT’S ON SHUFFLE.
>>YOU HAVEN’T HEARD THIS YET? IT’S WEEZER’S COVER OF “.”
IT’S GOOD, RIGHT?>>WEEZER?
I DIDN’T KNOW THEY WERE STILL A BAND.
>>WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN, RICK?
THEY JUST SET A RELEASE DATE FOR THE FREAKING “BLACK” ALBUM.
I MEAN, THEY’RE PLAYING NEW YEAR’S ROCKING EVE.
COME ON, WEEZER!>>OH, OKAY.
>>HA. SO YOU CALL YOURSELF A WEEZER
FAN?>>BABY, PLEASE, IT’S CHRISTMAS.
>>NO, NO, NO, I’M JUST ASKING HIM A QUESTION.
SOUNDS LIKE YOU’RE INTO THAT NEW STUFF?
>>DAMN STRAIGHT. I THINK THEY’RE DOING SOME REAL
COOL THINGS RIGHT NOW.>>HMM.
♪ BABY BE COOL ♪>>I’M JUST GETTING
TO KNOW OUR NEIGHBORS. SO YOU CLAIM TO BE A WEEZER FAN
EVEN THOUGH REAL WEEZER FANS KNOW THAT THEY HAVEN’T HAD A
GOOD ALBUM SINCE “PINKERTON.” IN ’96.
>>UH-OH, LOOKS LIKE WE GOT A PURIST IN
THE HOUSE. ALL RIGHT, I’M GOING TO HAVE FUN
WITH THIS.>>WHAT’S HAPPENING RIGHT NOW?
>>WHAT’S HAPPENING IS THAT WEEZER PUT OUT TWO PERFECT
ALBUMS, “BLUE” AND “PINKERTON,” AND THE REST HAVE BEEN
PRETTY CORNY.>>WELL, THAT’S YOUR OPINION,
BUT ME, I’M RIDE OR DIE.>>FOR WEEZER?
>>THEY’VE BEEN TRASH SINCE 2001, SON.
>>WELL, IF YOU THINK THAT, THEN YOU AIN’T GONNA LIKE WHAT I’M
ABOUT TO SAY.>>THEN PLEASE DON’T SAY IT.
>>”PORK AND BEANS” IS BETTER THAN “BUDDY HOLLY.”
>>OH! OH, I’M SORRY, DWRURM.
YOU’RE DUMB. MARTIN, TELL HIM HE’S DUMB!
>>IS THIS SOMETHING PEOPLE CARE ABOUT?
>>NO, NO, IT ISN’T.>>WAIT, LET ME GUESS, YOU ONLY
LISTENED TO THE FIRST TWO RECORDS?
>>HEY, MAN, I’LL GO ALL THE WAY I GO ALL THE WAY UP TO THREE
NOW.>>OH, YES, OF COURSE.
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU SOUND LIKE RIGHT NOW?
YOU SOUND LIKE “OH, HEY I’M STUCK IN 1994.
HIGH SCHOOL’S AWESOME!” WHY DON’T YOU GROW THE HELL UP.
LISTEN TO “RADITUDE,” LISTEN TO “PACIFIC DAYDREAMS.”
>>YOU CAN’T CALL “PACIFIC DAYDREAM.”
THAT’S NOT MUSIC, MAN.>>YOU KNOW, NO OFFENSE, BUT
BURN IN HELL, ALL RIGHT? YOU JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND WHAT
RIVERS IS GOING THROUGH RIGHT NOW.
[ GLASS BREAKING ]>>BITCH!
RIVERS DOESN’T UNDERSTAND WHAT RIVERS IS GOING THROUGH RIGHT
NOW! I KNOW MORE ABOUT RIVERS THAN HE
KNOWS ABOUT HIMSELF!>>ALL RIGHT, I’M GATHERING THAT
RIVERS MIGHT BE A GUY IN WEEZER?>>LOOK, CAN WE ALL JUST AGREE
THAT WEEZER IS THE BEST BAND OF ALL TIME?
>>YES!>>NO!
>>NO!>>AND THEN BECAME THE WORST
BAND OF ALL TIME!>>DO YOU EVEN LISTEN TO
“MEMORIES”?>>YOU ARE A GROWN-ASS MAN!
YOU BRINGING UP STUFF FROM EARLY?
>>IT WAS IN “JACK AS 3D.”>>WEEZER DIED WHEN MATT SHARP
LEFT.>>WEEZER DIDN’T START UNTIL
SCOTT SHRINER GOT THERE!>>OH, YOU TRYIN’ TO DIE.
>>BABY, CALM DOWN! I WON’T TESTIFY THIS TIME.
>>HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT BAND I ALWAYS LIKED?
YELLOW CARD.>>YOU KNOW, NO OFFENSE, TAMMY,
BUT DRINK MY BLOOD.>>IS THAT A WEEZER REFERENCE?
>>NO, NO, THAT IS A TODD ORIGINAL.
YOU KNOW, I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHY I CAME HERE TONIGHT.
>>YEAH, NEITHER DO WE.>>NO ONE TECHNICALLY INVITED
YOU.>>OH, CAN IT, DORK.
MARTHA, NO OFFENSE, YOUR NEIGHBORS SUCK AND I’M GLAD
WE’RE DIVORCED. BUT IF YOU WANT TO GET BACK
TOGETHER WITH ME –>>I DON’T.
>>BUT IF YOU DO WANT TO GET BACK TOGETHER WITH ME, YOU KNOW
WHERE TO FIND ME.>>DON’T SAY IT!
♪ LIVING IN BEVERLY HILLS ♪>>I ACTUALLY LIKE THAT SONG.
♪♪♪

100 comments

  1. I have no idea who Weezer is but this is literally one of the funniest skits ever😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  2. "Oh I'm sorry, you're dumb!"
    "No offense, but burn in hell"
    "I'm ride or die" "For Weezer!?"
    These lines are amazing 😂

  3. I really like Pinkerton and the Blue album, but there are a few good post Pinkerton songs. I used to think Pork & Beans was extremely stupid, but it grew on me and I've come to feel that it's thematically in line with their prior work though more affirmative and less melancholic.

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  5. Weezer fans: Leslie’s POV is basically the critical consensus, right? I really don’t know. I stopped paying attention after Hurley.

  6. Leslie Jones character was totally right. The Blue album and Pinkerton are the only two good albums; Make Believe was okay.

  7. Blue: classic
    Pinkerton: classic
    Green: meh
    Maladroit: underrated
    Make Believe: trash
    Red: mixed bag
    Raditude: How the hell did this not destroy their career?
    Hurley: Aside from Trainwrecks, bad
    EWBAITE: Weezer's return to form
    White: decent
    Pacific Daydream: boring
    Teal: It's a covers album. Who cares?
    Black: meh
    Van Weezer: we'll see

  8. The fact that two more Weezer albums have come out in less than a year since this sketch and by the end of the current season more singles from Van Weezer will be out gives me hope that this sketch will get a sequel

  9. Ngl this is pretty real. Music fans in a nutshell LMAO.

    Me on the otherhand, I like older and newer. I'm not picky with my era though I do have a favorite and and meh, I still like all lol. Though I would say a few songs from a few artists I'm not a fan of LOL. This is so real it's hilarious LOL. And it's always 2 people and everyone else is confused!

  10. Lol…this is a real discussion XD happens with a lot of artists too, and I always hate it. If you're seeing them live, you have to enjoy their whole repertoire, even if some of it doesn't resonate as well.

  11. This feels like an actual conversation in the writer's room and then they just happenned to have a stenographer ib the room that day

  12. the way she broke that glass and yelled "BITCH!" was amazing. it wasnt even like she had a point coming she just needed to get out how she felt about him. it was just pure unfiltered anger… about Weezer.

  13. So who on the snl staff is arguing about Weezer? For the record I mostly agree with leslie's character, but white album is actually one of their best right up there with Pinkerton and blue album. That's just facts.

  14. Ms. Jones only has one character she can play well — herself. Unfortunately, in our present-day PC/SJW cultural milieu she will have a job with SNL forever and none of these liberal-leftist sheep will ever mention to her how talentless she is. We live in a world of lies.

  15. This might be the only sketch with Leslie Jones where she doesn't flub a line and/or break — which is a damn shame, because she really sells it.

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