Sumo Wrestling with Conan O’Brien | Kevin Hart: What The Fit Episode 1 | Laugh Out Loud Network

Sumo Wrestling with Conan O’Brien | Kevin Hart: What The Fit Episode 1 | Laugh Out Loud Network


♪ Babada-dooba-doodu-
bang-bang ♪ ♪ Booba-dooba-doo-bee
bado-daba-dabeep-bop ♪I believe in this
health and wellness.
I believe
in this fitness lifestyle.
You know what?
Why not drag
one of my closest friends
in with me? So I’m waiting on Conan O’Brien
to come outside now. I’m about to take his old
ass to the gym with me, his old, pale ass. –There he is.
Hey.– Good to see you.
– Hey. Good to see you too. How you doing? – Not good.
– Not good? What happened? I’m here.
Long night, Conan. Okay. Nothing’s gonna
make you feel better than a good workout.
Here’s my thought, nothing gets the endorphins
going like wrestling with large naked men. – Okay. That’s…
– You wanna hear what we’re – gonna do today?
– What are we gonna do? We’re gonna
sumo wrestle.( music playing )( yelling in
foreign language ) It was interesting
because I was watching male pornography
when a pop-up ad came up for male sumo wrestling
and I thought, – “That’s what I see
when I look in the mirror.”
– ( laughs ) So… You’re a damaged soul. It’s not my fault. Grew up in
a rough neighborhood. Enough. – Conan, enough.
– (laughs) How does your
wife do it? How does she do it? Well, I’ll be honest,
she never seems quite happy. – Oh, my God.
– ( laughs ) Oh, my God. So listen,
sumo wrestlers burn up to 30,000 calories
a day. – Are you serious?
– Yeah. So here’s what
we got to do, – we got to carbo load if–
– We got to what? There’s a new school
of thought, very new. It says,
before you exercise you have to get
as many fats, and as much sugar
into you as possible. This is what I always do
when I walk into a restaurant. Watch this. Hey, folks, everyone
settle down, yeah. Some pretty
big celebrities just walked
into the room. Let’s not get crazy,
all right? This happens every day,
just settle down. I do that every time
I walk into a joint. ( laughs ) Waitress:
Good morning.
Can I get you guys some coffee maybe? Yeah, actually
let me get a… black coffee. – Okay.
– Do want a coffee? Yeah.
Do you have beer? – I do, yes.
– Wait, what? – Do you have Sam Adams?
– I sure do. – Give me a Sam Adams.
– No, no. Stop. No – I want a Sam Adams.
I want to carbo load.
– I’ll go ahead – and get that for him.
– I order for me, – he orders for him.
– it’s a good starter
for the morning. – I’ll get a Sam Adams.
– And you’re old enough, right? – I love you. ( growls )
– I’ll be right back. ( laughs ) Women love it
when you… ( growls ) Conan. All right, that’s it. Do you want
some of this? This is free.
You can have as many of these – as you want.
– Hey, Conan, don’t do that. I take these when I go… – All right, all right.
– …to a restaurant. – All right.
– We don’t need the Sam Adams. – There you go.
– Sam Adams is a good beer. Would you guys
like to order? – Conan: Yeah.
– Kevin: Give me some scrambled – egg whites.
– scrambled egg whites, okay. Turkey bacon,
and let me get – the whole wheat toast.
– Would you like that with butter? – No. Ugh.
– No butter? – No butter.
– Eat healthy all the way. – Yeah. Healthy all the way.
– Okay. – Thank you.
– What about you? All right, I would like
two Belgian waffles – with whipped cream.
– Okay. I would like bacon, I would also
like sausage. Give me a ham steak. I would also like
to have pancakes. How many do you want? – I want like nine pancakes.
– Nine of them. – Stop.
– Okay. I would also like– Excuse me,
did I interrupt your order? – Okay. Stop.
– Did I interrupt your order? – Okay?
– Okay, perfect. Does anybody else here
not care about their heart? – ( laughter )
– Waitress: All right, all set. We got some sausage,
nine pancakes, waffles, second waffle. I’m not paying
for this ( bleep ). I’ll pay for it, okay?( music playing )– Can we get that pie to go?
– You sure can. – Yes, can I get another beer?
– All right, that’s enough. – Right.
– That’s enough, let’s go. – Let’s go.
– Wait up. – Just give me a second.
– Thank you, ma’am. – Check.
– Conan: No, no. – I think we’re good.
– Check! Check! That’s enough,
you don’t need this. – I’m gonna take that with me.
– That’s enough. – Oh, what did you do that for?
– Just pay the bill. – Pay the bill.
– That was a good beer. Ladies and gentlemen, thank you.
Everyone have a great meal – and a terrific day, right?
– Man: Yeah. U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.! What the hell is wrong
with you, people? – ( laughter )
– ( Conan grumbles ) – Waitress: Have a good day,
thanks.
– Conan: Thank you. Kevin:
Listen, listen, – U.S.A. U.S.A…
– Yeah. And I love nobody… – Nobody says…
– Nobody says anything. – “What’s wrong
with you people?”
– ( laughter )( music playing )You chanted “U…” – Do you want pie?
– No. I don’t want pie.( music playing )To be
completely honest, I don’t feel
great right now. I think the beer
might have been a mistake, might have been.
I’m not putting it in the definite mistake
column yet. Belgian waffle
was a mistake. – What are you talking about?
– Pancakes. I just don’t
feel great. I feel a little sluggish
because of– I think because of
what I ate. I think I’m gonna
have diarrhea in like half an hour. Of course you are.
That’s great. This is your car, right? – Of course.
– I’d hate to have diarrhea – In my car.
– Of course. Right. Are you– are you serious
right now? I wish I was wearing
an adult diaper. That’s great.
That’s perfect. Because then I would
just ( bleep ) right now. Of course you would. Of course,
it’d be an odor – not pleasant for you, but…
– That’s right. – if it’s a good diaper…
– That’s right. Maybe if we could
just refrain – from…
– Okay. – from doing it now.
– Okay. Listen to me,
when we get there I’m gonna have diarrhea, – we’ll get that out of way,
– That’s good. we’ll evacuate my bowels, – Then I’m ready
to sumo wrestle.
– Okay.( music playing )Kevin:
I can’t believe you dragged me
into this ( bleep ). Doesn’t it feel good
to not be in a gym? Doesn’t it feel
good to be – in this beautiful setting?
– I’m not knocking that, I’m not knocking that. I’m not
a negative Nancy. I’ll embrace what you said
and what– Oh, my god.( music playing )( yelling in
foreign language )
Yeah. Yeah. ( grunting ) Yup. Nice, very nice. We honor you. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. ( man speaks in
foreign language ) – Yes.
– I have Nakashi. – He’s from Japan.
– Kevin: Nakashi. Nakashi, I honor you – and I accept you.
– Nakashi. You’re from Idaho? – Kevin: From Idaho?
– I’m not gonna bow to Idaho. He’s not real. – Are you a champion?
– Five-time champion, – U.S. champion.
– From Idaho? – Kelly: Yup.
– That’s a yes! – U.S.A.! U.S….
– No, stop it, stop it, Don’t do that.
Okay, well, hey, hey, good,
hey, baby, Conan:
I honor you – and the state of Idaho.
– There you go. Kevin:
Okay. Can we put it on over?
‘Cause no one wants to see my body. Time out. I’m not– I’m not gonna put nothing
in my ass like that. I got way too much
( bleep ) for that.( gong strike )– Yeah, me too.
– I’m being honest. We have large penises. Well, I mean,
come on. – Hold on, hold on, hold on.
– That’s not– – that’s not– that’s not…
– What’s that? I wanted to do it – and, get,
include myself and…
– That’s not–stop it. – What’s that?
– Stop it. Wrap me up, cuz. I feel like I’m getting
violated, cuz. Conan:
This feels good.
Did you like that feeling? It’s just right up
in there. – This is crazy, guys.
– See, well, this is– this is what
it looks like. There’s no–
it’s a kind of white – you don’t see a lot.
– Oh, God. ( strained )
Yeah, that’s good. ( grunting ) I think that’s enough. Hold on, keep pulling.
Keep going, that’s good. Kevin:
Oh, come on,
that’s not… – That’s good.
– Okay, you’re ready. –♪ Give it up ♪
– Now, I’m gonna show you
thatmatawari,it’s very important
for sumo wrestlers.It’s flexibility.Y’all need to start
throwing tights up – under to this ( bleep ).
– Okay, go ahead guys. Idaho, that’s enough.
Hey, hey, guys! – Conan: Oh, God!
Look at that!
– Kevin: That’s enough. Conan:
That isn’t right. – Jesus.
– Kevin: No, man! I’m not
looking at that. I’m married, cuz. Okay.
( grunts ) – What are you doing, man?
– I was just admiring. – Right.
– If you dip low on me, that mean I get to…
pop, pop, No, you cannot kick
or you can’t punch. – No punching?
– No. Excuse me,
let me handle this. What about scratching? – Can we scratch?
– No. – Poke, can we poke?
– You have to push– no, no poking. – No poking?
– What about this salt right here?
Look, what about this stuff? – Yeah.
– If you get close to me, can I do this? Eh. Conan:
Throw salt at someone? No,
you cannot do that. – Yeah.
– You can’t throw salt? Jean-Claude Van Damme did. So,
before the matches, we have the ritual. When you come the ring, – you have to bow first.
– Conan: Yeah. And then go down, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. – So that means…
– Conan: Okay. you don’t hide
any weapons in my body. – Okay.
– Right. So come, come here. I mean, really,
if you wanna be thorough, you would allow
an anal cavity search. – No.
– True. Conan, I don’t think
they’re gonna do that. – They don’t do that.
– Technically, if you wanted – to really be sure
– Conan, just stop. that there’s no weapon,
you would get your hand – inside my…
– Conan, stop it. – I can hide a toolbox in here.
– Yeah, it’s okay. You don’t got to open up
that toolbox, – Jesus Christ.
– I don’t get it. Look at this. All right, Conan,
you go first against Idaho. – What are you talking about?
– Whoo! – What are you talking about?
– Let’s go. Let’s go.
Match one.( music playing )Put him
in a body bag! Is that for me?
You put him– – Oh, yeah.
– Go ahead. Just go. Okay! ( yelling, grunting ) – Okay! All right.
– Jesus, – what was that?
– That was close. That was close.
Let’s try it again. – Go at him!
– Again! ( yelling, grunting ) What? Try it again. Oh,
how awful is he? Okay. ( yelling, grunting ) All right, stop, stop, stop.
Let’s just hold each other – for a bit.
– Hey, you cannot stop. We’re just gonna hold
each other. Kevin:
That’s enough. Y’all ain’t never
had somebody with that money
Mayweather style. – Okay.
– ( screaming ) Yeah, yeah, yeah! I got him
where I want him. I got him
where I want him, baby. ( slow motion )
Oh, I got him where I want him, baby. Time out. I thought that was very good.
I thought you did great. – Yeah.
– Bow, you need to bow. I ain’t got
no problem with that. How it feel to get
your ass whooped? East side, Kevin.( music playing )West side, Conan. Okay! Go!( dramatic music playing )Oh, you done
messed up now.( hip-hop music playing )( laughs )( dramatic music resumes )( grunting ) No, no! Stop. Start the match over. This is
how we do it. – Yeah.
– Guys, lay back. – Yes. Don’t worry.
– This is how we do it! ( screams ) Die! Kill! – No! No!
– Kill! ( both grunting, yelling ) Ah! ( babbling ) Kevin Hart
is the winner! ( cheering ) Show respect,
bow each other. Come on. Oh, my God. I made
sumo my ( bleep ). – Good job, man.
– Good job, you did great, man. Good job, guys. ( Kevin clapping ) – Good job. Good job, guys.
– ( screams ) – Nothing.
– ( speaking in
foreign language ) ( laughter ) Kevin:
Kevin Hart here.
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( heart beating )( music playing )( musical chime )

100 comments

  1. 4:35 LMAO I never thought it would happen in real life BUT I had a spit-take when Conan pulled out that pie ๐Ÿฅง ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  2. I cant stand Kevin Hart. He comes off a truly anti white way too often. Other comedians do it too but you know their just joking. When hart does it its 110% real.

  3. Here is how I rank who's the funniest :
    Kevin Hart makes people laugh
    Conan makes Kevin Hart laugh
    Bill Burr makes Conan Laugh

  4. It's a comedy show and I laughed my lungs out in that diarrhea conversation but I didn't liked them making fun if the wrestler and the tradition.

  5. First of all this is why I like watching YouTube, he allows you to express your opinion when allowed. Kevin Hart has the biggest heart I know, Conan same thing, exceptionally funny, if you know what I mean. Now I notice a difference between the white sumo wrestler, versus the two Asian wrestlers. They have no stretch marks Asian sumo wrestlers. They have a strict diet and yet they're big and enormous and strength and size. Not putting no one down in any Raceway of form, but the stretch marks means growing too fat Too Fast Too Furious. There's a way of this art and if you do your research you'll finally find out why thank you for reading my comment. Have a great day month year life spread Joy spread positivity. Bye now

  6. The Japanese guys said
    Guy1: Aren't these against the rules?

    Guy2: This isn't sumo at all…

    Guy1: Nothing we can do about it.

    Both: Laughter

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