Lady Motorcycle Riders : Killing the Rooster

Lady Motorcycle Riders : Killing the Rooster


I’m cute there it’s on hey all right
we’re gonna leave uh-oh we leaving nobody we’re killing it because
kickstands still down yeah oh he can edit that out right I did he won’t do it
he’s gonna leave it in there so he can laugh at me and here we go yo it’s
getting dark are we missing this sunset he had to stop and get him a drink EPO I
hope I ain’t missing the sunset cuz he had just time to get a drink it was
really gorgeous what’s he doing back there lollygagging I scratch my eye
hopefully I don’t mess up the audio I always seem to bump her a cord or
something and mess up the audio when I’m closing and opening my helmet I hope I
don’t get bugs on the way home I was visiting with my cousin miss Jalen and
her husband and her baby and time got away from me all the sun’s gone it was
so pretty I hope the bugs don’t get me down dang it y’all never record sunsets
because you’d notice it’s really pretty and within like 30 minutes it’s gone cuz
he technically I guess this is after sunset but there’s still a little daylight out
so I guess if you’re permitted to only run during daylight hours it’s still a
little bit daylight five after sunset I don’t know why this car got between me
and daddy here’s daddy that cars turning you got a
white car daddy’s supposed to be on my tail not
nobody else dang now the thing bugs are gonna be
drawn to my headlight and I’m gonna be testing all the way home
y’all ready here because I probably shouldn’t cuss but you know we’re
probably going to because went back to you
it’s like rocks being thrown at you it hurts it hurts hurts hurts it’s a
trip kind of turn well who there go steady that track
ain’t turning on what that trucks doing they just hanging out acting like things
got no sense hurry up Jordan I see you over there seven vehicles could have done went okay now the red cars I’m gonna there’s the B bus that guy faces Oh feet
not gonna get out of this track over here I wish I could turn my light off
for a minute or at least part of it thanks bugs are gonna get me
so anyway we went out to we’re free em all lift free mom’s old house
and we visited we walked around the pond I used to feed the fish every night they
built the pond how old was I somewhere between five and seven baby and I would go out
every single night with my dad and feed the fish
and after a while it’s kind of weird because they say I guess dad said they
can like feel the vibrations have you walking under curfew under the ground in
the water or whatever so after a while before you would ever even get out there
they would be swirling around instead of they need to be the bitch and they
wouldíve and they were big fat pigs I’m ahead hey everyone there maybe you
can hear me better hopefully I never leave
I had a bigger thing that was about 12 maybe 12 fiberglass cane pole no real and I hope in a word and we always cut
the barbs off of our hooks cuz if they were small fish
we just learned to throw them back and didn’t want to kill him her damage in or
you know make up day later because the barbs are hard to get out without
hurting them so we would I would always use my cane pole and catch fish of the
pond and dad laughed at me because he said you know you could always tell and
can be cut a fish because all of a sudden you hear some screaming and
carrying on and yes I scream and carry on I do the same thing if I mushroom cut
oh I have to do is fight one mushroom and all the sudden I’m screaming and
carrying on it just how I built
now crime baby was my cat he was the bestest cat ever no offense if you had
the bestest cat ever but crybaby was the best of cat ever crybaby figured out the
hit could come out to the pond with this every time he came out with us actually
every time we went but dad didn’t like crappy I’m not exactly sure why he
didn’t even put her up in the pond I guess the birds came and pooped out the
eggs or whatever sometimes Rafi ended up in the pond and he didn’t like the truck
in the pond so every time I caught a little crappie or a big crappie for that
matter out of the pond crybaby got him a special treat and no other campers come
out during his crappy because he would take care of us that was his special
treat and he would keep everybody else away let’s see what else was out there now
crybaby was the best cat ever this is a different story
but the pal murder crybaby her name was what with the cows night up if I tell you the counts it was babe
babe the cow if babe the cow murdered right baby
I wasn’t there for it Betty it was very traumatic and crybaby was he was
actually like I think he was 16 or better years old when he actually died
well I don’t say died when he was murdered by the calf he was over 16
years old and he was an outdoor country farm cat so
fry baby had a good wife but the cow is a murder and si do we don’t like the cow I guess I could lead into a cow story
ice to melt the cow with Grandma you would have to give the cow corn or
she would get mad and actually McCallum was probably
bitter sleep for cry-baby because the cows teats dried up years
before Chris she murdered cry-baby but when she was still given milk
crybaby would also go out to the cowshed with us every morning and every evening
twice a day you’d have to dump those big fat cows and we’d go out there and eat
corn bucket or I don’t know what in offshore there was like grain and weird
smelling stuff in it I don’t know what it was something I was like to eat we’d
feed her and Amy and Graham okay laughter everyone did most the milk good
for those little but weak meant the cow I should get typical of herself crybaby
would sit there and I he had to do is give him a couple squirts on his face
and that’s actually what you wanted he wanted a couple squirts amount and he’d
clean it off himself and then he’d wait for you to do it
again so he could fling it off the blick himself up get him some fresh milk
I always thought it was a little weird because I didn’t like warm milk but I
guess for a cat he was probably pretty doggone spoiled
sounds like up when your love for Burger Chef she fed him
the essence of yummy for kiddies and then she laid on
even harder demon in her in his old age maybe she was insane I don’t know but
I steal it mad at the cow for that babe is dead
but I’m still mad at her still mad at her for it I wish but I would have got the sunset
for you guys it was a beautiful evening I had fun today
I said we’re on our way back from the farm now there’s all sorts of farm
stories Tessa my little what would she be my second cousin I don’t know I get
so confused by stuff I’d probably call her my niece could she she’s a baby but
I think she’s probably my second cousin she was out there gathering walnuts from
the walnut tree and she just thought they were the best things ever because
they don’t have but they have walnuts in their yard so she
was literally gathering buckets up and they said dad’s gonna have to plant a
walnut tree when they went home we also gathered walnuts and we were
little we would put them in five-gallon buckets and grandpa would take them over
to the driveway and then dump them out in the driveway
we’d run over them all for a couple months and it would get the the green
and the black outer shell off of it and then we would gather em up and take them
in town so grandma would crap them out of the shell
the nuts out that was nice there was also a cow
betrayed by the chicken coop and we would gather the county or panty
worms and it says taffy the cab because happy I’ve heard it said so many what I
don’t know but if you have seen a Pappy tree you know what I’m talking about
we would gather the it worms off of the imma go fishing with them so they’re
nasty and they spit on you because they’re little
not very friendly and they probably don’t want to die because they chickens
out absolutely love them and so did the bitch so I said I don’t know what’s so
spectacular around them but if you want to bait anything chicken guineas fish
get you some castle worms orchid catheter put tapper whatever you call it
worms and there’s your super food there oh my goodness y’all
bring off dug up a root at the well one day and
she I don’t know what she thought it was I think she thought it was Jerusalem
artichoke see she informed everybody they she was making something or another
with them thank goodness she was the only one that ate them
grandmom ended up at the emergency room get her
stomach pumped cuz she done poisoned herself she survived this is also the
same grandma that ran herself over with her own car at the local post office oh
that’s another story too hadn’t it anyway I got totally lost on grandmother
what was I talking about the taffy worms the post off but it went in the post
office Oh should I continue should that be to be
continued somewhere down the line story how grandma ran herself over at the post
office oh my son got hurt digging up the Jerusalem artichokes but they weren’t
Jerusalem artichokes she poisoned herself we did however drink sassafras
tea all the time now as far as I know she never poisoned us with sassafras tea
but I knew she poisoned herself with Jerusalem artichoke roots when I was
like a younger child right so I’m not for sure why anyone trusted her to make
sassafras tea and give it to all of us but they did like oh my grandma tried to
kill herself she would never kill us though right go car go got to pay attention form it
see that black car has a pope oh it’s a pop Oh anyway so she did make sense oppressed
team and we would drink it she picked asparagus which asparagus is
pretty self-explanatory um now as an adult I have thought about
this so we wouldn’t go mushroom hunting and if you’re from the rural areas you
I’m sure you probably know what morels are so marilla’s are like from the
biggest best ever but there’s like yellows there’s blacks there’s
peckerheads there’s lights there’s you know it’s basically just like different
mushroom names but they all come up in the spring and then you go find all the
mushrooms you put them in a little bit of salt water because they’re full of
bugs there’s somebody standing up here on the side of the road put them in a
little bit of salt water get the bugs out soak them up and they
are yummy yeah oh then you put up some flower dippin men’s Megan flower and
they’re yummy good right well um according to Grandma he could only ever
eat like one or two mushrooms because he had no room because according to grandma
he had an allergic reaction to it and he did answer I think he had to go to the
hospital because his lerczak reaction was so severe now I can’t verify that
and neither one of them are here to verify it so it’s my story
I can tell it how I want but as an adult being told this story as a child I want
to maybe if grandma pick some sort of other mushroom and poison him
I’m pretty sure there was a hospital involved in that one because I don’t
think he would have not been able to eat him anymore
because it was such a severe reaction with reaction without the hospital being
involved so I’m pretty sure the hospital was involved I said as an adult I really
wonder if she didn’t just pick some mushroom and say oh look this is a hint
of the woods I’m gonna feed it to dad he will be so impressed with my Jerusalem
artichokes and my hen of the woods mushrooms yeah and then the poor man
ends up in the hospital well afterwards you think she’d confessed if she
actually poisoned him with mushroom or you think she just snickered she would
snicker you don’t know grandma but she would snicker my murder tendencies they
come from Grandma she would snicker and then say oh we better not do that again
yeah yeah that’s what happened so my murder tendencies let me tell you
about the first time that I was so disappointed I wouldn’t kick that I
could not kill something so grandma Chris tells me that I’m
grandma and I tell him that he’s my grandpa because he says that he can see
a lot of her mannerisms and attitudes and stuff with me Chris will give little
dog mouth-to-mouth but when he died like what last year my grandpa would do the
same thing to his dogs so he is grandpa but anyway where was I going with this
Oh murder that’s what I work on sorry guys I get so distracted you have to you
have to excuse me so all that to say Grandma and Grandpa were
those people that took in what every animal other people didn’t want so we
had a cat named fluffy Murphy’s name should have been bastard or a plethora
of other not so pleasant names fluffy would hiss at you if you looked at him
he would hiss at you if you walked by him he would hesitant you for walking it
didn’t matter and he would hesitate for being wide and
he would also bite you so randomly oh I’m gonna slow down and get bugs so
randomly as you’re walking through the house minding your business you would
always have to be prepared to be attacked by a cat free at any moment in
time so they all ended up with like old rickety horses and dogs and anything you
can possibly imagine oh my god her one of her best friends
had a parrot right this period pennyways told me don’t mess with the parrot a me
stay away from the parrot and I’m like okay you ain’t got to tell me twice
they said that parent will bite your finger off cuz apparently if this
someone else finger off that’s how grandma’s best
friend ended up with it and every time I went over there she had to put the cover
on it on the cage because it would cost like a sailor because you can’t have
precious little meet hearing foul language and any time you talk or any
time not you talk sorry any time you would call her because back in the day
you just had landline phones so anytime you would call her that
and Perry would say and scream for help so my grandma knew that it was a period
thing I could imagine if like you got telemarketers or anybody else what they
were thinking of this talking parrot I can say that I’m not totally off topic
totally off topic we’re not talking about the talking parrot right now we’re
talking about my murder tendencies so gradable Rand Paul mr. and mrs. oh we
can’t kill nothing because they’re kids and that’s that little e animals
got a fighting rooster from somebody because of course they were gonna kill
it because the fighting roosters name should have had sucker after the first
name of the rooster you don’t talk you know but I’m talking about
so as children none of us like this rooster
so one day I’m now doing my little kid business because that’s what little kids
do and I had very serious business to attend to outside is a little kid and
they had done with all the chickens out of the chicken coop right so I’m not
sine minding my business and all of a sudden out of nowhere this rooster takes
it you can see the taxi from his wings and they spread the damn wings all the
way out are they full right but didn’t they take
their little rooster feet with their rooster caws and new cause and whatever
fighting calls they have which when you’re like seven years old look very
big or traumatic and scary and starts chasing me
so since he’s chasing me I start running well I’m learning it screaming like a
freaking maniac no mind you were in the middle of the country so no neighbors
were there to record or hear it thank goodness I’m screaming like a maniac and
all of a sudden from the other side of the house grandpa appears with a leaf
rake grandma did not help grandpa was my hero
Thank You grandpa grandpa appears from the side of house with a leaf rake
so I am in the front yard running around circles in the three Anjaneya trees that
we used to have them uses bases for playing d ball running in circles
screaming and hollering with a generator rooster chase and mean grandpa is behind
the Roosters the rooster yelling snapping it with a leaf rake trying to
get it to quit chasing me as feathers ouch
are literally flying everywhere today that would have been like the
viral YouTube video or it would have been the video used to put us in an
asylum whichever it would have been one of them
but and after that I was so upset because you know this rooster was trying
to murder me he didn’t see how that it’s false you didn’t see how big its claws
were and how big it gets when it’s lifts up its wings it was very scary so I know
crying and up today and we go in the house and supposed to talk to Grandma
cuz she’s gonna calm me down well let me tell you grandma didn’t call
me down grandma instead said oh honey that big bad
rooster scared you at all yes he did and then you know she hugged on me and did
some of that grandma stuff they she said do you want to kill it I said yes
I’m seven don’t tell me I can kill stuff and then try to take it back she said
what do you mean you want to kill it I said let’s kill it she said you want
to get the gun and shoot it because by the time you’re seven where I’m from
you’ve shot a gun I said yes let’s kill it and the tears stopped as
soon as I had the opportunity to shoot that rooster the tears were over and
death was imminent I’m happy now we’re gonna go shoot that rooster we gonna get
him I made some good chicken and dumplings and she’s gonna boil that
thing in the stuck pot tonight and we gonna have some chicken and dumplings
tomorrow and those would have been the absolute best chicken and dumplings I
would ever eat my life ever to this day grandma but instead grandma says
are you sure you want to kill that rooster so you don’t want to kill it I
tried to kill me it’s called survival of the fittest
I mean I’m sure I didn’t say that at the time because that’s more you know later
in life turn maybe but yeah I want to kill the rooster she told me I could get
a gun and I could shoot the rooster I’m all for getting a gun and shooting her
wrists her then she would Timmy it’s just a little bitty animal and no no no
matter boy well no matter when he dies she said you don’t really want to kill
it do you yes I do so she spent the next I don’t know she spent the next probably
twenty to thirty minutes explaining to me the reasons why we should not kill
this poor innocent rooster now mind you I spent the next twenty to thirty
minutes telling her that the researcher was not porn the rooster was not
innocent the rooster was a ruthless killer and should in fact be killed
but that was my my first brush with the opportunity while I wasn’t an
opportunity it was a teaser at killing something grandma could have introduced
me to my killing lifestyle she may have you see that sky up there in that
beautiful okay the bombs are getting bad well guys
I’m gonna talk to you later oh gosh

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