Indians And Cabs | The Timeliners

Indians And Cabs | The Timeliners


But bro…
The location it says is here. But I’m not here. What do you mean? I mean, it will take me some time, ‘bro’. You’ll be delayed.
Just cancel the cab. But where are you, bro? I’m… I’m right here, bro. Saraswati Vihar… Lane 6. Yeah, that’s right here! Just come. Hey! Bro! Hey! Bro! Look, Madam. Some people want to stop at the vegetable market. Some want to stop at the cigarette shop. Some people want to stop at the liquor store. That’s not right. You tell me. How am I supposed to
complete fifteen trips a day? How will I meet my target? Tell me something. Do you accept online payments? No, no, no. No online payments. Then can you please stop at the ATM up ahead? I have to withdraw some cash. Why don’t you drive? My job is simply to wait. Go on, please drive. Always asking me to stop and wait! Sorry, bro. Get out! Get out of my car!
Sorry! Sorry, bro! I’m just waiting at the CNG pump. Yup. I’m next in line. I’ll be there in a bit. My stepney is punctured, bro. Believe me, bro. I’m not lying.
It’ll take me some time. I’m stuck at the Chhatarpur red light bro! There’s a huge jam here. Hey! Watch out! See? There’s a huge fucking jam here. I’ll be there as soon as I can. Get away from Road man Bro, you have an AUX cable? I can play some music. Yes, of course I do. Play on! Bro, you have a USB port? I want to charge my phone. Why just yours? Charge everybody’s phones! Bro, do you have Hotspot? I can play some YouTube videos. My man! Of course! Play on!
Let the whole world listen! The weather is so nice today! Should we have a couple of drinks? Go ahead, bro. I’m already on my second! Take the wheel. I’ll make a nice drink for you. Watch out! Go to the right. Here. Take this. Cheers, man! Continue straight. The map says to go straight. Dude, I’ve been driving
on these roads for twenty years. There’s a left turn up ahead.
It’s a shortcut. We’ll get there sooner. Turn right. The map says right. Dude, don’t trust that GPS lady. She’s a lying bitch. You just watch. We’ll be right there. Hey mister! I have a request to make. Please give me a 5-star rating. I’m very sorry. Sorry, Sir. Okay, bye! Okay! Oh man! Nope! Oh man! Wow, dude. Amazing! You exude freshness, dude! Listen up. Don’t forget to
take your sweetheart’s number! Are you Ganesh? Yes, I’m Ganesh. Are you going towards Saket? Yes, I am going towards Saket. Can you please do me a favor, Ganesh? Of course, Shreya. Please drop me off, son. And please buy him a Metro ticket. Just take it down. 98…74 9874…then? Then? Oh son! Don’t you know? An OTP is just four digits. Where are you, Mr. Balwant? I’ve just reached the grocery store, Sir. You idiot! Tell me the name of the shop! Sir…it’s Jaythlee Stores.
You reached Jaythlee? Now take a U-turn. I did it, Sir. Good! Now go straight. Straight down here?
Yeah, absolutely. Can you see a temple?
Yes, Sir, I can. Just pay your respects. You’re on your way to something important. Yes, alright, Sir.
Now go straight. There should be a roundabout.
Yes, Sir. Go around thrice. Thrice?
Yeah, go on, do it! Can you see a black gate? Yes, Sir, I can…
Does it say Laxmi Dairy? Yes, Sir.
Are you sure? Yes, Sir, I’m…
Then you’re at the wrong place! What an idiot! I explained so many times! Fuck off! These app users think they can cheat us! Bloody idiots! Mr. Manoj, I’ve booked your cab.

100 comments

  1. This sikh harami is amazing
    +
    That driver who has 20 yrs of experience

    Love u guys
    From Pakistan ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฐ

  2. Lack of content
    I had a lot more experiences with d cabs ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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  4. Aapko itna bhi nhi pata ki otp chaar digit ka hota hai๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  5. 5.05 srdaar 22 honi ta sirraa e la gye abhie tk hssi nahi ruk rhi puri video main sbsay best yaahi tha

  6. Chilled out driver …๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™‚…Bhai aap lagao mere toh doosra ch rha hai…๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜cute driver

  7. Yaaar woh punjabi bahut cute haiโ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ’‹โ€๐Ÿ‘ฉ

  8. Bus wala ..story ..i share to so many. frnd ..they laught too much ..like ..my family alao laught too much…love you guys
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  9. Mandir m matha tek k ayyeo ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

  10. Best experience ….
    bhaiya wese cab se kitna kama lete ho din me …
    Bihari cab wala –
    are ka bataye bs kat rhi h
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  11. pushed an ola !! jo beech Chaurahe pe bnd ho gyi thi.. with the driver saying.. "bhaiya thoda aur bs chalu ho jayegi "

  12. Bhai ladkiya or mahilaye galio mein gaadi ghuswakr chali jaati hai….. Or hamari gaadi faas jaati hai….
    SHIVAM SAHU ola driver

  13. 3.55 BC ladka kitna bhi harami ho but ladki ke ate hi Banda aise baat karta jaise 10 kilo chasni daali ho mu mein
    BC itna sweet waise kabhi nahi bolenge. But didiyo ke ate hi lauda becomes sweet

  14. 70% uber n ola driver are disgusting and mannerless. they don't understand Google guidance. and if they can't find you they will ask you to cancel n ola will impose penalty on us. so disgustinggggg

  15. Par mere KO KOi ye bata do driver mana kyu kar rahe ride k lie.is me kya jhol hai.humare city me ola uber nhi chalti.

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